PNB WAS SELECTING A NEW AVATAR ON PEOPLE OF THE EARTH BLOG

yuri_nahl Says:
February 17, 2010 at 9:34 am
Comrade, there is only one answer. The inescapable conclusion is His Holiness Father Grigori Rasputin, blessed adviser to Tsaritsa Alexandra, and healer of the Royal Chest by means of Holy Therapeutic Laying on of Hands. One on each protrusion, that is. His Holiness preached his special method of achieving a state of grace, through sin. Because, without sin, there can be no confession, no absolution. Even so, that story about Father Grigory raping that nun is not true. The trumped up “evidence” that caused the swine Prince Felix Yusupov to brutally and callously murder the Holy Father was a child's outline of Rasputins hands, made into wood “silhouettes” then dipped into dust, then applied to the chest and buttock area of the clothing of any Royal female court person. A laundry girl was bribed to do the dirty work. So after putting the ’spurious hand prints’ onto the chest protrusions of the princesses, and their little behinds, the jealous Prince Felix incited a murderous gang of minor court malingerers, drunkards and louts of a murderous inclination who cruelly poisoned, shot, then drowned the pitiful Holy Father Rasputin, and cut off his penis (which was extra long, and this God-given giganticness has been posited, by a consensus of experts in the forensic psychiatry academia, to be the real and dastardly motive for this wanton crime.) The Holy Father, even in death was resurrected temporarily to admonish the rascals who had stolen his penis. But the sight of the missing organ was too much for even a man of such Holy and Divine stature. The curs who killed him burned his body. Now some say that the Holy Father Rasputin became one of the un-dead, and because of black and white magic, potions and incantations the Holy Man had passed on himself fearing the end was nigh, he was able to rise from the dead, and even though he was burned and missing his penis, started on a therapeutic pilgrimage to recover his stolen penis, since he would never be at rest till he had it re-attached to his body. This is why he has been seen walking all over the earth trying to recover his own extra long penis from various penis collectors. Due to the advent of air travel, this has made it worse for the Holy Father since it is difficult to walk thousands of miles when you are un-dead, and can’t urinate without getting urine all over yourself, because without a penis, you can’t aim the stream down wind for example, and as a result, it has a tendency to douse you all over. This is why, in the barren wilds of the peasant lands, if they smelled urine they would utter “Rasputin is upon us!” and run away. This was so well known, crafty desperadoes would get a bucket of smelly urine and slosh it all over the upwind side of banks, then when the superstitious villagers got a whiff of the urine, they would say “Rasputin is upon us!” and run away. Then the crafty thieves could stroll into the bank, and help themselves to plenty of swag and make good their getaway, before the villagers came back with torches expecting to confront the un-dead Holy Man. This happened so many times, that the peasants stopped saying “Rasputin is upon us!” every time they got a whiff of urine, then when the real un-dead Rasputin staggered past, the villagers did not have time to get their torches to intercept him. He still walks to this day. So for the love of God, chose His Holiness Grigori Rasputin, for your avatar, since this may help solicit more contributions to the “Recover Rasputin’s Penis Charity” In this way, His Holiness will be re-united with his extra gigantic penis and be able to rest in peace, or bone un-dead women, or if he’s a gay un-dead man of the cloth, have a gay un-dead experience