Mrs.Boondoggle Xmass Poem

                                                                                                                                   

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Supermodel,Bon Vivant, Jetsetter, Foundry Owner

 

In The Neighborhood

 

The Foundry

Interior

 

  Vacuum Electric Induction Levitation Melting Furnace

Used To Keep From Stinking Up The Neighborhood 

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Christmas Poem 

“For we three kings ,

The angels did send.

On our camels we go round the bend

Westward leading ,my hemorrhoids bleeding,

A donut shaped cushion would be a Godsend.

 

I'm so hungry,

I'd eat a fly,

Our guide has bolted,

We're gonna die!

Because of our hunger,

These mushrooms we ate,

Are making us hallucinate

The End

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Momo At Fort Funston While We Were Hiding Out From The Inquisition  In Golden Gate Park

it was a windy day , his whiskers are all blown back

Momo’s Foot Xray

he’s OK now

 

Momos’ Three Toed Foot

In The Snow In The Back Yard

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Mrs. Boondoggle’s Struggle With the 

Bishop of San Francisco

  

This Was A Crummy Police Surveillance Photo We Got By Invoking The Freedom Of Information Lawsuit

(even though it’s me, if I wasn’t wearing my commander’s outfit, I’d have a hard time distinguishing between myself and that gorgeous babe in the background.)

I am in disguise as a Viking warrior and am leading the lesbians. Out of the photo is the Bishop who we were going to chuck into the bay for insulting the Gay and Lesbian Community. I will consult my archives at the  Foundry in order to relate the facts accurately.

 

        

My Disguise As A Viking Warrior Fooled The Authorities

Here I Am Yelling At The Intruders To Produce A Writ Of Habeas Corpus

You may have noticed the geezer behind me is a bit on the mangled up side. (due to a slight mishap with a crucible of molten steel at the Foundry)

The Charge Down Third Street Led By Me

“their right lay in their arms: To the brave belong all things.”

(Brennus around 400BC)

Notice how the police surveillance photographers  always do their best to show their victims in a bad light

 

This Is The Bishop And One Of His Politician Buddies

I have lost my specs so I can’t see it that well to ID him.

 

 

The Horses At The Foundry

 

“Dobbin”

Mr. Boondoggle’s favorite chariot horse

 

 

“Dobbin”

he was on a diet

Dobbin Modeled For This Artistic Rendering

Depicting “Albert” With “Toad” Astride Him

The Horse In “Wind In The Willows”

(We Don’t Like To Use The Word “Rendering”

Or The Word “Glue” Within Earshot Of The Horses)

Mr.Boondoggle At The Re-enactment In The Coliseum In Rome

He’s Always A Big Crowd Pleaser

 

 

Mr.Boondoggle Using A Car To Test His Speed In One Of The Chariots

 

 

     Not A Horse Chariot But An Example Of Overloading A Conveyance 

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The Royal Yacht Britannia Onto Which The Prince Of Wales Invited Us For Many A Night Of Revelry

 

 

Mr.Boondoggle’s Ex-Soviet Bomber Converted Into An International Playboy Conveyence

 

View comment on: Top 10 uses for "Going Rogue" / You have   found/run over a copy of Sarah Palin's "book." Now what? at 11/25/2009 8:11 PM PST

I hate it but I get mistaken for that low grade Fascist a lot. Appearance wise that is. If I give up these high heels and short skirts, I will probably be OK. If that doesn't work, I will make that phony Buddhist hand gesture "the Sign of the Cross" and scare them away with Santeria.

 

 

 

Another View Before Removing All Those Extra Engines

 

 

 

 

 

All The Engines On Top Of The Wing Were Removed They Were Not Needed When All The Cannons Were Taken Off

 

 

 

This Is The Restoration With The Correct Engines Warming Up

Mr.Boondoggle Is Fifth From Right

 

Finally Under Way With Six Engines On Front And One In Rear

 

 

Honey, you just ignore all those critics! After all if there were no actors, critics would have to get normal jobs like everyone else! This has happened to me many times in my ad campaigns for Calvin too! He and I agreed...sometimes a person (such as myself) can be .."Just too sexy!" You know, like the song! So remember to sing "I gotta be me..." and all those fuddy duddies will fade away while you and I will live on stuck to some lad's wall and being worshiped.

 

 

 

 

An Interior Shot With The Seats Configured For Flying

 

A View Out The Side Over The Wing. The Visibility Is Better With Those Engines Off The Wing

 

An Old Photo Of The Bomber

 

 

 

 

Argentina Photos Below

 

The  Priests And Their Soldier Friends Waving Goodbye As We Flew Away From Argentina

 

 

Those Wacky Priests In Argentina

 

 

Mr.Boondoggle Posed As A Medieval Gentleman Getting A Light Wiener Rub

The Printmaker Kindly Gave Us A Print

Herve Villechaize Posed As The Short Chappie On The Right

Grandpa Posed As The Old Geezer In The Background

I Blush When I Admit The Lass Giving The Light Wiener Rub Is Me!

 

 

 

Mr.Boondoggle Modeling Again!

His Large Tool Filled Out The Codpiece Nicely

It Had To Be Chrome Plated To Prevent Rust

 

 

 

If Those Argentinean Nuns Saw A Fly On One Of The Sisters They Would Smack It With A Ruler

 

Those Priests Were Always Waving To The Soldiers!

 

The Nuns Had a Manual On How To Punish Naughty Girls

 

When I see that bumper sticker "Sit on a Happy Face" it reminds me of the tragedy which befell my first husband on our wedding night!

 

Did we ever find out who shot J.R.?

 

Sorry, I've been gone. I was being harrased for working in an exercise spa claiming to be Jane Fonda. (Since we are almost like twins.) Old man Boondoggle bolted out the back door and didn't warn me the heat was coming in the front. I felt almost naked because of my spandex accouterment hanging around waiting for someone to throw bail. Many wolf whistles were forthcoming from convicts in the place. It reminded me of when my inventory of sex vids of me were found,(still available for a nominal fee with special Christmas bow).

 

I sort of miss being a porn star. All that fun!!! And getting paid for it!! If it had not been for Mr Boondoggle's illness, (caused by plastic polution) I'd probably still be out there! In closing I would admonish you..."Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!"

 

View comment on: Martinez native accused of dressing up as hero at 11/13/2009 11:24 AM PST

Mr Boondoggle went as "Aqualung". Chicks liked it.

 

 Momo Being Beautiful

I can tell you are making fun of me Mr. Scribe, but I made my art film before I added a couple of pounds. In order to appreciate my work, you have to be familiar with the "girdle"genre. I am also including a free cup with my likeness emblazoned on one side.

Old man Boondoggle was a strapping fellow. (In fact he strapped my bottom till it turned pink, fairly often) but really, his downfall was when they tried to chivvy my foundry property away from me, so a swine could re-sell the desirable real estate. The old geezer dropped by Keith Richards' Louis Vuitton bag and Rehab Center, where Nick Nolte was having his coiffure re-done by Pierre Le Bangue, the latest stylist known for "styling by hand grenade". It was downhill after that. The first symptoms were easy to discern. The spider webs forming on him as he sat around. The aviator sunglasses, the bongo drums. The last straw was the Miles Davis on CD anthology. I knew he had gone over to the dark side then. The beret was a bit over the top but I knew he was clutching at straws, seeking some string or clue back to his normal life, which he had modeled after the bad guy who was having Kim Novak followed by "Scotty" in "Vertigo

View comment on: Ex-Miss California admits to making sex tape at 11/12/2009 11:45 AM PST

In passing (out) since we are on classic literature (see "Henry and June"!) ,..... I hope if I get re-incarnated as a literary figure, I will be born again as "Candy Christian" Terry Southern's character!

View comment on: Ex-Miss California admits to making sex tape at 11/12/2009 11:45 AM PST

In passing (out) since we are on classic literature (see "Henry and June"!) ,..... I hope if I get re-incarnated as a literary figure, I will be born again as "Candy Christian" Terry Southern's character!

My friends have to go, one of the scimitars flew off a wheel hub and impaled an innocent passer by. I have to seek counsel at my earliest convenience (with all deliberate speed).

Scoutiout, your horse is so cute I would like to borrow it some day and hook it up to my love chariot. That would only be occasionally .(when the pony boys are resting up). I and two other babes who post on here will be driving around looking for a particular fellow who got me thrown in stir on a trumped up charge. When we find him, justice will be visited on his dismal soul! Mr. Boondoggle will be following us with a motorcycle-sidecar rig. That dog Momo will be in the sidecar. The chariot will be equipped with scimitars attached to the wheel hubs so it will look like Ben Hur's! Very stylish in other words

Friends, when I starred in my sex tape, I had to have bits of string attached to my lusty parts so I could find them. But if you need a sex tape, there are a few of mine still left. (with the special hand written note) It's almost indistinguishable from Miss Pretens'. It's when I came up with the phrase "don't hate me because I'm beautiful" which was then used by an ad agency to promote some kind of war paint. (they didn't even give me a slice off the net!).

 

 

 

Mr.Boondoggle Was Always In Demand For Modeling

My dear friends, I feel that I must go to the embroiderers and have a big scarlet "A" put on my (large) bosom to proclaim that I too am a fallen woman. But it is only because when I look at Miss Prealeen's photo I see almost a "reflection of myself", that gave me the courage to tell of my shame and allow you all a special holiday discount on my own lurid art movie. When you walk away from your TV after seeing me and Mr. Boondoggle, the thought permeating your consciousness will be... "lots of people talking, so few of them know...soul of a woman...was created for love"

I am so ashamed! I was in a sex film once. I have a few copies left and they are for sale on eBay. If you leave a message on my home page, you can get one in time for Christmas, with a special hand written note from me. Plus a lip print. There's a wallet size photo you can copy off my home page too should you so desire. ooxx "B"

(sob!) That's all my life has been, cheap sex with unsavory characters! No wonder Mr. Boondoggle ran off with the pony boys. Now that I'm out of stir, I'm going to do everything I can to be his only girl! If you see him tell him I'm at the foundry by the shipyards evicting squatters, and dusting off the love toys.

Give the girl a break! Alanis Morissette said it's good to wake up with a strange hot dog in your bun once in a while! It whets the appetite and keeps a little mystery in your life, keeps life from being boring!

Dear sub! Hey girlie, the only way I could see having someone's nose in my private parts would be if I managed to travel in time, and land on Cyrano de Bergerac's face!

View comment on: Maine voters overturn legal same-sex marriage at 11/5/2009 5:30 PM PST

Gentlemen and occasionally ladies, I am a fat (but attractive woman). It is my intention to reach new depths of depravity at my earliest convenience. I have just been released from jail in a backward land where "lustfull intention" was not considered a "mitigating factor" in reducing my sentance for debauchery. It is also my intention to try to make up for lost time. So be advised, population in general if you are 18 or older.Hah!